Gliding Heavy Dew

manicfool: Laughs maniacally They say Homestuck cosplays are...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:02:28 -0500

*Laughs maniacally* They say Homestuck cosplays are EASY.

SPIDERMOM [X] DAVESPRITE [X] ERIDAN [X] LATULA [X] GAMZEE [X] FEFERI [X] FROG ARADIA [X] DAVE [X] ROBO ARADIA [X] JACK & DAD [X]

headhighsandhatemetal: I cant breathe

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:20:43 -0500

headhighsandhatemetal:

I

cant

breathe

missjessicasmith: themonalesbo: sociolab: lifeisliterallylimit...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:20:09 -0500

missjessicasmith:

themonalesbo:

sociolab:

lifeisliterallylimited:

Perfect blog is perfect.

thisiswhiteprivilege

That first answer is just perfect.

Also let’s talk about what white people did to black people for hundreds of years through slavery.

White slave owners killed any black person they deemed as ‘too intelligent’.

White slave owners killed any black person they deemed as ‘too attractive’.

White slave owners killed any black person who wasn’t good for anything other than physical activity because any other option was a threat to their ‘well-being’.

White slave owners literally cleaned out a gene pool just to suit their needs.

So when white hicks in the ‘South-Land’ complain that black people are good at sports, it’s literally because that’s the gene pool African-Americans were left with after years of abuse and targeted murders.

How scary is that? A group’s hatred actually changed the genetics of an entire population.

oh jesus, more terrible things I’ve never even considered

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:18:17 -0500

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

unfinishedmelody: bananaviking: myescapeintobooks: how doES...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:17:09 -0500

unfinishedmelody:

bananaviking:

myescapeintobooks:

how doES HE DO THAT

Forever reblog

#omg look at each frame individually #you can literally see each emotion frozen on his face #tom you fucking genius #hOW

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:15:43 -0500

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

supernatural-loves-of-my-life: meulin-weipon: waiting-for-the-b...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:13:45 -0500

supernatural-loves-of-my-life:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things

rebagled

talldarkbishoujo: shut-up-nanako: missbananafish: mysinmysoul:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:11:55 -0500

talldarkbishoujo:

shut-up-nanako:

missbananafish:

mysinmysoul:

Look at that fancy octopus. Where are you going, Fancy Octopus? Are you hitting up the octopus clubs? Can I come with you?

Clubtopus

the club can’t even handle this octopus.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: A woman can preach, a woman can...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:11:36 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

itsjustafangirlthing: thenordicks: homewarts: no one would...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:11:08 -0500

itsjustafangirlthing:

thenordicks:

homewarts:

no one would not reblog this

2ND GIF. THEY EVEN BLINK AT THE SAME TIME

mynameisbruni: twerkfred: thegerardgayway: p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:09:53 -0500

mynameisbruni:

twerkfred:

thegerardgayway:

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE HAVING THAT INSIDE YOU

reasons why im a lesbian

Ten Inch Hero

If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they'll realize they're just buying a bunch of porn

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:08:07 -0500

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

schazam: Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:06:50 -0500

schazam:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

“Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

lizjamesbitch: I tell people this all the time. The scary...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:40 -0500

lizjamesbitch:

I tell people this all the time. The scary part?

There are lots who don’t believe me.

awesomephilia: It’s a pandog! [via]

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:59:29 -0500

awesomephilia:

It’s a pandog! [via]

pancakesteak: xwidep: Perspective. THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:56:38 -0500

pancakesteak:

xwidep:

Perspective.

THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:41:46 -0500

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

My childhood is over.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:37:39 -0500

My childhood is over.

lucillesballs: i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:37 -0500

lucillesballs:

i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism

profmoony: wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:31:21 -0500

profmoony:

wearejohnlocked:

daughter-of-white:

sakura-rose12:

Guys, guys, I made a gif.

LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES.

*rage quit*

Worth it.

my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to show hER THIS GIF IM DONE

Gliding Heavy Dew

manicfool: *Laughs maniacally* They say Homestuck cosplays are...

headhighsandhatemetal: I cant breathe

missjessicasmith: themonalesbo: sociolab: lifeisliterallylimit...

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

unfinishedmelody: bananaviking: myescapeintobooks: how doES...

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

supernatural-loves-of-my-life: meulin-weipon: waiting-for-the-b...

talldarkbishoujo: shut-up-nanako: missbananafish: mysinmysoul:...

the-absolute-funniest-posts: A woman can preach, a woman can...

itsjustafangirlthing: thenordicks: homewarts: no one would...

mynameisbruni: twerkfred: thegerardgayway: p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the...

If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they'll realize they're just buying a bunch of porn

schazam: Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial...

lizjamesbitch: I tell people this all the time. The scary...

awesomephilia: It’s a pandog! [via]

pancakesteak: xwidep: Perspective. THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF...

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

My childhood is over.

lucillesballs: i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants...

profmoony: wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: ...

manicfool: Laughs maniacally They say Homestuck cosplays are...